Im not even 25 and my cousin has TWO GRANDBABIES. Her daughter and I are about the same age, Im maybe 9 months older than her, so I guess I have that going for me. But seriously, my cousin is in the same generational age as my parents and is a grandmother before her own aunt and uncle. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TEN YEARS AGE GAP BETWEEN YOUR OLDEST AND YOUNGEST. I feel like Im in a losing race with the rest of my family just because my cousins all have an age advantage on me. Its almost like “Oh Lisa, your cousin has four kids and two grandbabies… when are you getting married? What are you doing with your life?” Oh excuse me, I was busy getting my college degree and working two jobs, something none of my cousins seem to have done (except one, maybe.) I’m sorry if I cant seem to afford to take care of my self let alone an infant child just to keep up with cousins that are 17 years older than me. I don’t want to have to depend on someone for income while I raise a child either. I want to work, and earn my own, and live on my own before I even think about settling down.
Oh dear god, thank the sweet infant baby jeezus. I’m so happy I could cry. Or vomit. Maybe both. Time to pour myself a tall glass of rum and something else because rum sucks but I need the alcohol. I’m so done with today. Time to continue on with life and those I really need in my life. I love and appreciate every single one of them that has been there every step of the way.
Boyfriend put his hands on my belly and shook while saying “do the truffle shuffle!” He’s never even seen The Goonies! So many fury unleashed!
hey remember that time disney made a movie with a diverse cast and strong female characters and not-entirely-evil antagonists and interesting characters and a poc princess and unique animation and an exciting plot and a steampunk submarine to top it all off
and nobody so much as gave it a second glance
just comparing them.
they are still zack and cody
How lesbians signal for other lesbians.
if you look closely, in the background, there is a faint second rainbow. here we see the response of a second lesbian. this lesbian will soon sense the response and make her journey across the unforgiving terrain in hopes to mate. let’s hope she makes it. the future of the lesbian population depends on it.
this fucking website
BELT IT - sing every word at the top of your lungs>>1985 [bowling for soup] - stacy’s mom [fountains of wayne] - all the small things [blink-182] - sugar, we’re goin down [fall out boy] - get the party started [p!nk] - beverly hills [weezer] - pocketful of sunshine [natasha beddingfield] - ocean avenue [yellowcard] - complicated [avril lavigne] - this love [maroon 5] - the sweet escape [gwen stefani] - somebody told me [the killers] - party in the usa [miley cyrus] - american idiot [green day] - good girls go bad [cobra starship] - bye bye bye [n*sync] - just dance [lady gaga] - black horse and the cherry tree [kt tunstall] - hello goodbye [the beatles] - i want it that way [backstreet boys] - i write sins not tragedies [panic! at the disco] - hollaback girl [gwen stefani] - don’t trust me [3oh!3] - billionare [travie mccoy ft. bruno mars] - bohemian rhapsody [queen] - basket case [green day] - mr. brightside [the killers]
Actually a pretty damn good “belt out” playlist.
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century