Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.
"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around
life is too short to eat recommended serving sizes people
"Malice in Wonderland" Christina Ricci by Mario Sorrenti for The Face, February 1998
Is he wearing…
ALL HAIL THE PODCAST KING
This five year old girl loses it completely when she realises her little brother is going to grow up.
Well, this is embarrassing
Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.
Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.
….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.
Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.
That… is EMBARASSING
the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume
I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*
can someone contact the designer of the porno
clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.
It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.
The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…
The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.
Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob?
this is my favorite thing of the day
Just explained to two 15 year old boys (my cousin and his friend) what fifty shades of grey was about.
They both thought it was a murder mystery because of the cover. I was like Nooooo, you ever heard of BDSM?
Its a sex book. ever heard Rihanna’s song S&M? “Chains and whips excite me”?
"OHHHHHHH Now Im kinda weirded out because my mom was reading it and she wouldnt me what it was about…"
At this point I burst out in the ugliest uncontrollable shrieking laughter
"OH GOD DONT YOU TELL HER THAT I TOLD YOU WHAT IT WAS!!"
Im really glad the truth is coming out now. Everything you told me in the past is a lie and Im actually grateful to finally see your true colors.